Point: All the bureaucracy is starting to piss me off.

By: John Q Public         

Man I am tired of all the red tape in the world today.  If I want to get anything done it takes 5 times as long and takes so much more work.  It is just so unnecessary.  I am amazed that anything ever gets done in this country anymore.  My job has become all paperwork without substance.  I am bogged down at home with tax paperwork and bills.  I can’t stand it anymore.

Counter-Point: Please fill out form 5743A in triplicate and wait 6 to 8 weeks

By: Bureaucrat #47214923         

If you want a statement from my office regarding this subject please visit public affairs and fill out form 4253, then go to the executive office and get the signatures of not less than 3 of the 5 offices there.  Then acquire the… (edited for length)… then fill out form 5743A and I can have my response to you in 6 to 8 weeks.



One Response to “Point-Counterpoint”

  1. Jason Says:

    I hate the word triplicate. It’s a symtpom of darkness. The darkness that is slowly engulfing us all……

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